Your Upshot Gold story, as promised
The German legend's nudist adventures
Harry Kane's unwanted prize
Son Heung-Min's hotel scrap
An FA Cup love triangle
Messi sparks a diplomatic incident
John Terry's militant doctrine
Christian Horner's inappropriate photo
Wife-swapping at the Emirates
Xabi Alonso stranded in Bangkok
Marcus Rashford's miserable bender
Riyad Mahrez's randy gatecrasher
