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Everyone kissed: inside Neymar's latest orgy

Plus: Ian Holloway's haunted house and Ray Parlour's massive schlong

August 04, 2023

💬 Quote of the day

"The one I like the most is ‘Come on Chelsea, come on Chelsea’. I love that one." - Chelsea midfielder Enzo Fernandez on his favourite chant.

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