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All the grog in the world
LockSimple

Apr 10, 2024

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7 min read

All the grog in the world

A sordid Las Vegas trip

Machete-wielding outlaws
LockSimple

Apr 8, 2024

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7 min read

Machete-wielding outlaws

Macron's Olympic mishap

A brother called Sadam Huseín

Apr 5, 2024

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9 min read

A brother called Sadam Huseín

Tiger Woods' new shagging schedule

Phone in my left hand, cock in my right
LockSimple

Apr 3, 2024

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7 min read

Phone in my left hand, cock in my right

Poch's late night laptop sessions

On the chopping block

Mar 29, 2024

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9 min read

On the chopping block

Brooklyn's Hollywood nightmare

I don't believe in planets
LockSimple

Mar 27, 2024

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6 min read

I don't believe in planets

Todd Boehly's newest cock-up

How big is it?
LockSimple

Mar 25, 2024

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6 min read

How big is it?

Not another Luis Rubiales scandal

12 pints before midday

Mar 22, 2024

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9 min read

12 pints before midday

Sean Dyche's restaurant scrap

Prince William's pegging dungeon
LockSimple

Mar 20, 2024

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6 min read

Prince William's pegging dungeon

The voice of rugby goes full tin foil hat

Roundhouse kick to the head
LockSimple

Mar 18, 2024

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7 min read

Roundhouse kick to the head

Klopp's tantrum

I squeezed my butt very tight

Mar 15, 2024

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8 min read

I squeezed my butt very tight

Jesse Lingard's thirsty DMs

The most scandalous incident in the history of mankind
LockSimple

Mar 13, 2024

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6 min read

The most scandalous incident in the history of mankind

Samuel Eto'o's mafia revolution

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