Brooklyn's Hollywood nightmare
Todd Boehly's newest cock-up
Not another Luis Rubiales scandal
Sean Dyche's restaurant scrap
The voice of rugby goes full tin foil hat
Klopp's tantrum
Jesse Lingard's thirsty DMs
Samuel Eto'o's mafia revolution
Tyson Fury spoils AJ's party
Messi swings the axe
Gary Neville hates you
Christian Horner's war on two fronts
