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Properly on the lash
May 31, 2024

Properly on the lash

Neymar's misguided prank

We drink blood every morning
May 28, 2024
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We drink blood every morning

Lewis Hamilton's fancy dress

Virtual girlfriends
May 24, 2024

Virtual girlfriends

Jamie O'Hara's romantic surprise

On a bender for a month
May 22, 2024
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On a bender for a month

Scott Carson's 4am scrap

Passed out in front of Hooters
May 20, 2024
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Passed out in front of Hooters

Anthony Joshua mugged off in Riyadh

I'll rip off both your ears
May 17, 2024

I'll rip off both your ears

Alan Shearer's sordid surprise

A hotbed for Chinese spies
May 15, 2024
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A hotbed for Chinese spies

Evangelos Marinakis' Pop Idol dream

I am the crazy one
May 13, 2024
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I am the crazy one

Jim Ratcliffe's theatre of streams

They failed to kill him
May 10, 2024

They failed to kill him

Davor Suker stealing antiques

Something of the nonce about him
May 07, 2024
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Something of the nonce about him

Jamie Vardy's having a party

Sheikh that ass
May 03, 2024

Sheikh that ass

A seedy bash in Dubai

Strapped and sedated
May 01, 2024
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Strapped and sedated

Monty Panesar in the corridors of power

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