Danny Cipriani back to his bad old ways
Ainsley Harriott's football riot
Andros Townsend's horrible dinner
Roman Abramovich's sinister text message and more...
Gareth Bale's godawful music taste
Plus: Erik Ten Hag's borrowed suit
Plus: Gary Neville's war on mashed potato
Plus: Gordon Ramsay's fake football career and Gazza wades into the Middle East peace process
Plus: Daniel Sturridge on the run and the West Ham prodigy turned criminal mastermind
Bernie Ecclestone's naughty treat
Joey Barton's anger management class
Jens Lehmann sits the psychopath test
