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Idiocy and incompetence

Feb 23, 2024

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10 min read

Idiocy and incompetence

A Premier League weed farm

Pegging machine
LockSimple

Feb 22, 2024

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2 min read

Pegging machine

Your Upshot Gold story, as promised

Jack Rivlin
Jack Rivlin
Illiterates and thieves
LockSimple

Feb 21, 2024

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7 min read

Illiterates and thieves

The German legend's nudist adventures

A thuggish flamingo
LockSimple

Feb 19, 2024

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7 min read

A thuggish flamingo

Harry Kane's unwanted prize

Ping pong ding dong

Feb 16, 2024

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8 min read

Ping pong ding dong

Son Heung-Min's hotel scrap

Cookie dough and pissy beer
LockSimple

Feb 14, 2024

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7 min read

Cookie dough and pissy beer

An FA Cup love triangle

Mopped his sweaty groin
LockSimple

Feb 12, 2024

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7 min read

Mopped his sweaty groin

Messi sparks a diplomatic incident

You’re a wee bastard

Feb 9, 2024

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8 min read

You’re a wee bastard

John Terry's militant doctrine

Ain’t nothing but a Horn dog
LockSimple

Feb 7, 2024

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5 min read

Ain’t nothing but a Horn dog

Christian Horner's inappropriate photo

Dancing naked in the press box
LockSimple

Feb 5, 2024

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6 min read

Dancing naked in the press box

Wife-swapping at the Emirates

A disrespectful sandwich

Feb 2, 2024

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9 min read

A disrespectful sandwich

Xabi Alonso stranded in Bangkok

Overpaid bandicoots
LockSimple

Jan 31, 2024

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7 min read

Overpaid bandicoots

Marcus Rashford's miserable bender

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