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Scalded bumholes
LockSimple

Apr 22, 2024

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5 min read

Scalded bumholes

Rudiger's nasty surprise

Cat o' nine tails

Apr 19, 2024

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9 min read

Cat o' nine tails

Paolo di Canio's run in with Millwall

The lizards are back
LockSimple

Apr 17, 2024

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6 min read

The lizards are back

Ally McCoist's brush with the Moscow mafia

The dwarf was possessed
LockSimple

Apr 15, 2024

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7 min read

The dwarf was possessed

Wayne Rooney's dodgy sicknote

A sweaty octopus

Apr 12, 2024

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9 min read

A sweaty octopus

Loris Karius rejected from Berghain

All the grog in the world
LockSimple

Apr 10, 2024

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7 min read

All the grog in the world

A sordid Las Vegas trip

Machete-wielding outlaws
LockSimple

Apr 8, 2024

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7 min read

Machete-wielding outlaws

Macron's Olympic mishap

A brother called Sadam Huseín

Apr 5, 2024

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9 min read

A brother called Sadam Huseín

Tiger Woods' new shagging schedule

Phone in my left hand, cock in my right
LockSimple

Apr 3, 2024

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7 min read

Phone in my left hand, cock in my right

Poch's late night laptop sessions

On the chopping block

Mar 29, 2024

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9 min read

On the chopping block

Brooklyn's Hollywood nightmare

I don't believe in planets
LockSimple

Mar 27, 2024

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6 min read

I don't believe in planets

Todd Boehly's newest cock-up

How big is it?
LockSimple

Mar 25, 2024

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6 min read

How big is it?

Not another Luis Rubiales scandal

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