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On a bender for a month
LockSimple

May 22, 2024

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7 min read

On a bender for a month

Scott Carson's 4am scrap

Passed out in front of Hooters
LockSimple

May 20, 2024

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6 min read

Passed out in front of Hooters

Anthony Joshua mugged off in Riyadh

I'll rip off both your ears

May 17, 2024

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9 min read

I'll rip off both your ears

Alan Shearer's sordid surprise

A hotbed for Chinese spies
LockSimple

May 15, 2024

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6 min read

A hotbed for Chinese spies

Evangelos Marinakis' Pop Idol dream

I am the crazy one
LockSimple

May 13, 2024

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6 min read

I am the crazy one

Jim Ratcliffe's theatre of streams

They failed to kill him

May 10, 2024

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9 min read

They failed to kill him

Davor Suker stealing antiques

Something of the nonce about him
LockSimple

May 7, 2024

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6 min read

Something of the nonce about him

Jamie Vardy's having a party

Sheikh that ass

May 3, 2024

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7 min read

Sheikh that ass

A seedy bash in Dubai

Strapped and sedated
LockSimple

May 1, 2024

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7 min read

Strapped and sedated

Monty Panesar in the corridors of power

He's the daddy
LockSimple

Apr 29, 2024

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6 min read

He's the daddy

Vunipola's Majorca meltdown

Disgustingly shocking acts

Apr 26, 2024

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9 min read

Disgustingly shocking acts

John Terry foils a communist revolution

Married a pornstar
LockSimple

Apr 24, 2024

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6 min read

Married a pornstar

Jamie Redknapp's evil twin

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