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He'd taken something
LockSimple

Jul 22, 2024

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7 min read

He'd taken something

Enzo Fernandez sparks a national meltdown

The two baldies

Jul 19, 2024

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7 min read

The two baldies

Gareth Southgate's horrible homecoming

He'd taken something
LockSimple

Jul 16, 2024

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7 min read

He'd taken something

Enzo Fernandez sparks a national meltdown

Bjorn out of wedlock

Jul 12, 2024

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10 min read

Bjorn out of wedlock

Michel Platini's love triangle

Unseemly behaviour
LockSimple

Jul 10, 2024

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8 min read

Unseemly behaviour

Jordan Pickford's filthy Facebook posts

Watching from their jail cell
LockSimple

Jul 8, 2024

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6 min read

Watching from their jail cell

Shearer's 19 stone inspiration

Sued for being cheeky

Jul 5, 2024

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10 min read

Sued for being cheeky

Andy Carroll's restaurant scrap

Rolling around in the street
LockSimple

Jul 3, 2024

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6 min read

Rolling around in the street

Mario Balotelli drowns his sorrows

Kicking and smashing
LockSimple

Jul 1, 2024

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5 min read

Kicking and smashing

Tyson Fury's strip show

Late night hot tub sesh

Jun 28, 2024

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8 min read

Late night hot tub sesh

Erling Haaland's party raided by police

Deviant grans
LockSimple

Jun 26, 2024

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6 min read

Deviant grans

Geoff Hurst's elixir of life

The Frankfurt Gimp
LockSimple

Jun 24, 2024

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7 min read

The Frankfurt Gimp

Alan Shearer's bondage brush

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