LogoThe Upshot
About The Upshot
Twitter
Podcast
Upshot Gold
Upgrade
Login
Try it
LogoThe Upshot

Archive

Tripped over a sleeping moose
LockSimple

Sep 18, 2024

•

6 min read

Tripped over a sleeping moose

The beloved broadcaster scrapping with Katie Price

Kimchi Kardashian
LockSimple

Sep 16, 2024

•

6 min read

Kimchi Kardashian

Jesse Lingard thrusts his hips

A hefty sneeze

Sep 13, 2024

•

8 min read

A hefty sneeze

A Man United legend on the run

He swung an axe at my head
LockSimple

Sep 11, 2024

•

6 min read

He swung an axe at my head

Why Southgate turned on Anthony Gordon

Two spliffs deep
LockSimple

Sep 9, 2024

•

6 min read

Two spliffs deep

Richard Keys settles old scores

Crystal meth in my Sprite

Sep 6, 2024

•

8 min read

Crystal meth in my Sprite

Wayne Rooney's on the lash

I was petrified
LockSimple

Sep 4, 2024

•

5 min read

I was petrified

The Prem's dirty dog exposed

Hand of Gord
LockSimple

Sep 2, 2024

•

6 min read

Hand of Gord

Manuel Ugarte flees Old Trafford

Seedy Doha sofa

Aug 30, 2024

•

9 min read

Seedy Doha sofa

Amir Khan's £12m cock-up

Straight up horny
LockSimple

Aug 28, 2024

•

6 min read

Straight up horny

Sven's champagne breakfast

Impressive tally of marriages

Aug 23, 2024

•

8 min read

Impressive tally of marriages

Jermaine Jenas' inappropriate texts

The West is imploding
LockSimple

Aug 21, 2024

•

7 min read

The West is imploding

The problem child of tennis is back

1...2021222324...35
The Upshot

The Upshot

From drunken antics to dressing room squabbles, get the funniest stories in sport in 3 minutes. Free, every Friday.


Home

Posts

Account

Upgrade

About

About The Upshot

Twitter

Twitter

Podcast

Podcast

Upshot Gold

Upshot Gold

© 2026 The Upshot.
beehiivPowered by beehiiv