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You like the cocaine?
LockSimple

Aug 19, 2024

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6 min read

You like the cocaine?

Sergio Aguero on the sesh

Taking a dump in a bathtub

Aug 16, 2024

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9 min read

Taking a dump in a bathtub

Ronaldinho's bucket list

He called me a stupid horse
LockSimple

Aug 14, 2024

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7 min read

He called me a stupid horse

Vincent Kompany's evil twin

An idiot or loser
LockSimple

Aug 12, 2024

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5 min read

An idiot or loser

Neal Maupay's elevator antics

Thieves and guttersnipes

Aug 9, 2024

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9 min read

Thieves and guttersnipes

Mikel Arteta's criminal connections

Too hot for the games
LockSimple

Aug 7, 2024

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6 min read

Too hot for the games

Alan Pardew's gift to Japan

Flick knives up the aris
LockSimple

Aug 5, 2024

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5 min read

Flick knives up the aris

Russell Martin's Page 3 fling

Sold a bag of oregano

Aug 2, 2024

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8 min read

Sold a bag of oregano

Neil Lennon's mid-season stag do

First doobie since 1977
LockSimple

Jul 31, 2024

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6 min read

First doobie since 1977

Frank Lampard's tall tales

Stockpiling anthrax
LockSimple

Jul 29, 2024

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5 min read

Stockpiling anthrax

Canadian football's dirty secret

When doves fry

Jul 26, 2024

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8 min read

When doves fry

England's sex scandal epidemic

Marinaded in gear
LockSimple

Jul 24, 2024

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6 min read

Marinaded in gear

Banned drugs in the wonton soup

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