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8,000 calorie sandwiches

Nov 3, 2026

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8,000 calorie sandwiches

Our new show is here

Severed pig's head
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Nov 2, 2026

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Severed pig's head

Alex Ferguson's dodgy deal

Attacked with a cafe chair

Oct 30, 2026

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Attacked with a cafe chair

Mbappé v The People's Republic of China

Thinning the gruel
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Oct 26, 2026

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Thinning the gruel

Jim Ratcliffe's unwanted advice

Rarely comes lubed

Oct 23, 2026

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Rarely comes lubed

Who stole Richarlison's island?

Two giant pigeons
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Oct 19, 2026

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3 min read

Two giant pigeons

Christian Horner's grovelling love letter

Fetching snakeskin boots

Oct 16, 2026

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Fetching snakeskin boots

Ian Botham's knob therapy

Kidnapped a teenage rockstar
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Oct 12, 2026

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Kidnapped a teenage rockstar

Lee Andrews' latest scam

Living in my mother's basement

Oct 9, 2026

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Living in my mother's basement

Ronaldo's biggest tantrum yet

Countless death threats
LockSimple

Oct 5, 2026

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Countless death threats

Shaun Wright-Phillips takes on the Bee Gees

Defecated on the floor

Oct 2, 2026

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Defecated on the floor

Dennis Rodman banned from North Korea

Crazy, crazy chickens
LockSimple

Sep 28, 2026

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3 min read

Crazy, crazy chickens

Man City face the music

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