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Eight cans every evening
Oct 13, 2025
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Eight cans every evening

Michail Antonio's eBay payday

Sex maniac
Oct 10, 2025

Sex maniac

Alan Sugar tears Redknapp a new arsehole

Horny Father Christmas
Oct 06, 2025
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Horny Father Christmas

Shaquille O'Neal's saucy Vegas outing

48 hours of mental turmoil
Oct 03, 2025

48 hours of mental turmoil

Neymar's been staying up late

Lobbed a beer at his wife
Sep 29, 2025
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Lobbed a beer at his wife

Michael Van Gerwen's kebab shop scrap

Knickers, bras and condoms
Sep 26, 2025

Knickers, bras and condoms

Jermaine Jenas's night at Hooters

Pulled out his hair
Sep 22, 2025
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Pulled out his hair

Jamie Vardy's cursing in Italian

Little weasel faced arse
Sep 19, 2025

Little weasel faced arse

Edgar Davids' £200k break-up

Discomfort in the pubic area
Sep 15, 2025
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Discomfort in the pubic area

Lamine Yamal's knob rot scare

I had sick in my beard
Sep 12, 2025

I had sick in my beard

Lamine Yamal's Turkish holiday

I expected him to bite me
Sep 08, 2025
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I expected him to bite me

Inside Ten Hag's summer from hell

Justice for the Ass Parade 3
Sep 05, 2025

Justice for the Ass Parade 3

Luis Suarez's despicable deed

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