Erik Ten Hag makes a glorious return
Lamine Yamal's super seedy 18th birthday
Conor McGregor's pop star sex scandal
David Raya tanks his own wedding
Roberto De Zerbi's lads hol
Matthijs De Ligt's sick of crystal skulls
Juan Bernabe meets his end
Lamine Yamal's awful chat up lines
Wimbledon's new dirty dog
Novak Djokovic's mafia car chase
Wayne Lineker's 'orrible guest list
Gianni Infantino's disastrous audition
