Thomas Tuchel’s house party
Bonnie Blue takes on Vladimir Putin
Jim Ratcliffe sinks to new depths
Diego Costa's bible bonk
Mo Salah's big night out
Lucas Paqueta's illicit birthday present
Jude Bellingham goes full Brit Abroad
Messi's gun smuggling plot
Mick McCarthy's jellyfish torture
Derek Chisora's class A retirement plans
Iker Casillas' bedroom review
Enzo Fernandez's shorts sniffing shame