Jar Jar Bonks strikes again
Marcelo sacked on the spot
Ruben Amorim's terrifying past
Vini Jr's miserable bash
Liverpool Shagatha Christie mystery
Arteta's being weird again
Kevin Pietersen's golf club ban
David James made me cry
Man City's biggest shaggers revealed
Thomas Tuchel's sordid secret
Jarrell Quansah's grubby DMs
Jose Mourinho's seedy turn
