Wayne Rooney's on the lash
The Prem's dirty dog exposed
Manuel Ugarte flees Old Trafford
Amir Khan's £12m cock-up
Sven's champagne breakfast
Jermaine Jenas' inappropriate texts
The problem child of tennis is back
Sergio Aguero on the sesh
Ronaldinho's bucket list
Vincent Kompany's evil twin
Neal Maupay's elevator antics
Mikel Arteta's criminal connections
