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Dec 8, 2025

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Mo Salah throws his toys out the pram

Custard pie to the face

Dec 5, 2025

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Custard pie to the face

Wayne Rooney feuds with a BBC colleague

Scruffy old ruff
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Dec 1, 2025

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Scruffy old ruff

Troy Parrott comes crashing down to Earth

Teargassed by ultras

Nov 28, 2025

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Teargassed by ultras

Brooklyn Beckham's wedding day disaster

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Nov 27, 2025

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I went pub crawlin'
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Nov 24, 2025

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I went pub crawlin'

Ben Stokes' cult of positivity

Wally wit da brolly

Nov 21, 2025

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Wally wit da brolly

Steve McClaren's crying cheers

Doing some voodoo
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Nov 17, 2025

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Doing some voodoo

Luis Rubiales egged by his uncle

Handcuffed to a stripper

Nov 14, 2025

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Handcuffed to a stripper

Inside Beckham's boozy knighthood bash

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Nov 10, 2025

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Mile I Club

Richarlison strips off

Cloned the family dog

Nov 7, 2025

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Cloned the family dog

Spurs defender held at gunpoint

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