Jose Mourinho's toilet mix up
Nicky Butt's birthday brawl
Wayne Rooney visits Donald Trump's pad
Kyle Walker slips into Berlusconi's lair
An offer Neymar can't refuse
Emmanuel Petit's remorseless scythe
Kylian Mbappe's Paris fallout
Ray Parlour's WW2 punditry
Kylian Mbappe's crippling addiction
Pep's car park bollocking
Wayne Rooney's bedroom burn
John Terry chats up a Love Island star