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King of the ignorants

Jun 21, 2024

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7 min read

King of the ignorants

Bradley Wiggins' wildest ride

Corrosive chemicals and an axe
LockSimple

Jun 19, 2024

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6 min read

Corrosive chemicals and an axe

Ronald Koeman's despicable deed

4am in Gelsinkirchen
LockSimple

Jun 17, 2024

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6 min read

4am in Gelsinkirchen

Ronald Koeman's despicable deed

Shagged a donut

Jun 14, 2024

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7 min read

Shagged a donut

Harry Kane's naked ambition

Sucking tequila off nipples
LockSimple

Jun 12, 2024

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6 min read

Sucking tequila off nipples

Tyson Fury's Morecambe bender

Four weeks with Wayne Lineker
LockSimple

Jun 10, 2024

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5 min read

Four weeks with Wayne Lineker

Neal Maupay's sweet revenge

A mafia of this revolution

Jun 7, 2024

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8 min read

A mafia of this revolution

Samuel Eto'o declares war

Committed to the sesh
LockSimple

Jun 5, 2024

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6 min read

Committed to the sesh

Thierry Henry's high school rejection

A knife and stick in his hands
LockSimple

Jun 3, 2024

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7 min read

A knife and stick in his hands

Roy Keane's rampage

Properly on the lash

May 31, 2024

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9 min read

Properly on the lash

Neymar's misguided prank

We drink blood every morning
LockSimple

May 28, 2024

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6 min read

We drink blood every morning

Lewis Hamilton's fancy dress

Virtual girlfriends

May 24, 2024

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4 min read

Virtual girlfriends

Jamie O'Hara's romantic surprise

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