John Terry's guide to a quick £5,000, godawful fashion tips from Michael Owen and a pornstar footballer lets her dog drive a Range Rover
Plus: a GB Swimming love triangle turns nasty and Danny Cipriani's bad trip
Plus: an England physio's erotic fiction and Elton Jantjies is up to no good again
Plus: Max Verstappen's 'orrible dad, snooker stars scrap with police and Pep's brush with the law
Plus: Kim Jong Un's hole in one, and Ronaldo throws a tantrum
Plus: Kylian Mbappe banished to the leper colony, the vultures circle Leicester, and more
Plus: Ian Holloway's haunted house and Ray Parlour's massive schlong
Jonny Evans and Glen Johnson in cuffs
Plus: a chairman's nightclub revenge, Ian Botham inspires a generation and Conor McGregor's funeral fracas
Mbappe's Presidential tour, Warnock's nice little earner and a relaxing orgy goes wrong
Threesomes with Ashley Cole and cat murder cover-ups: the scandalous saga of Jermaine Pennant
Neymar's shagging rules, Richard Keys settles old scores and more Ashes beef
