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A pack of rabid alsatians

Nov 8, 2024

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8 min read

A pack of rabid alsatians

Fleet Street does Ruben Amorim's bins

Collingwood, Tuchel... Quansah
LockSimple

Nov 6, 2024

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7 min read

Collingwood, Tuchel... Quansah

Jar Jar Bonks strikes again

Big Ange's goonbag
LockSimple

Nov 4, 2024

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6 min read

Big Ange's goonbag

Marcelo sacked on the spot

Flogged them with belts

Nov 1, 2024

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7 min read

Flogged them with belts

Ruben Amorim's terrifying past

A schadenfreude special
LockSimple

Oct 30, 2024

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5 min read

A schadenfreude special

Vini Jr's miserable bash

Jar Jar Bonks
LockSimple

Oct 28, 2024

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5 min read

Jar Jar Bonks

Liverpool Shagatha Christie mystery

An inappropriate atmosphere

Oct 25, 2024

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9 min read

An inappropriate atmosphere

Arteta's being weird again

A poor, conscious cuckold
LockSimple

Oct 23, 2024

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6 min read

A poor, conscious cuckold

Kevin Pietersen's golf club ban

Cheesy chips everywhere
LockSimple

Oct 21, 2024

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6 min read

Cheesy chips everywhere

David James made me cry

Netflix and drill

Oct 18, 2024

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8 min read

Netflix and drill

Man City's biggest shaggers revealed

Two girls, one wonderkid
LockSimple

Oct 16, 2024

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7 min read

Two girls, one wonderkid

Thomas Tuchel's sordid secret

Instant divorce material
LockSimple

Oct 14, 2024

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6 min read

Instant divorce material

Jarrell Quansah's grubby DMs

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