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Illegal seafood operation
LockSimple

Jan 22, 2025

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6 min read

Illegal seafood operation

Emmanuel Petit's remorseless scythe

There were some fights
LockSimple

Jan 20, 2025

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6 min read

There were some fights

Kylian Mbappe's Paris fallout

Money, girls, casino

Jan 17, 2025

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10 min read

Money, girls, casino

Ray Parlour's WW2 punditry

A seedy Paris park
LockSimple

Jan 15, 2025

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6 min read

A seedy Paris park

Kylian Mbappe's crippling addiction

Assaulted the town mayor
LockSimple

Jan 13, 2025

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6 min read

Assaulted the town mayor

Pep's car park bollocking

A dressing room syphilis outbreak

Jan 10, 2025

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8 min read

A dressing room syphilis outbreak

Wayne Rooney's bedroom burn

A coke-fuelled Twitter meltdown
LockSimple

Jan 8, 2025

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6 min read

A coke-fuelled Twitter meltdown

John Terry chats up a Love Island star

Bathtubs of wine
LockSimple

Jan 6, 2025

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5 min read

Bathtubs of wine

Luke Littler's 4am celebration

A 4am piss up with Rod Stewart

Jan 3, 2025

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7 min read

A 4am piss up with Rod Stewart

Jordan Henderson's steamy escapades

A venomous stocking filler
LockSimple

Dec 30, 2024

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7 min read

A venomous stocking filler

A 20-man melee in the tunnel

Tasered on the dancefloor

Dec 27, 2024

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17 min read

Tasered on the dancefloor

Force down our congealed leftovers

Pyrotechnic warfare
LockSimple

Dec 23, 2024

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6 min read

Pyrotechnic warfare

David Coote's £10k-an-hour gig

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