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You have to be a masochist
LockSimple

Mar 24, 2025

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6 min read

You have to be a masochist

Thomas Tuchel unmasked on Sky Sports

Cut off his fingers

Mar 21, 2025

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7 min read

Cut off his fingers

Neymar's devious doppelganger

A high-speed car chase
LockSimple

Mar 19, 2025

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7 min read

A high-speed car chase

Conor McGregor spoils St. Patrick's Day

An evil person
LockSimple

Mar 17, 2025

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6 min read

An evil person

Sean Longstaff's boozy bash

Kidnapped 17 missionaries

Mar 14, 2025

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8 min read

Kidnapped 17 missionaries

Ruben Amorim's home truths

A courtside-bollocking
LockSimple

Mar 12, 2025

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7 min read

A courtside-bollocking

Squeaky bum time for José Mourinho

Something exploded within me
LockSimple

Mar 10, 2025

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6 min read

Something exploded within me

Cole Palmer's toilet trouble

Never touch another man's bonbons

Mar 7, 2025

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9 min read

Never touch another man's bonbons

Cole Palmer's steamy revelation

 Should've slapped his old ass
LockSimple

Mar 5, 2025

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7 min read

Should've slapped his old ass

Memphis Depay's dodgy mates

Do not enter the locked basement
LockSimple

Mar 3, 2025

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6 min read

Do not enter the locked basement

Thomas Tuchel’s house party

Sometimes people disappear

Feb 28, 2025

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7 min read

Sometimes people disappear

Bonnie Blue takes on Vladimir Putin

Mentally undressing the trombonist
LockSimple

Feb 26, 2025

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6 min read

Mentally undressing the trombonist

Jim Ratcliffe sinks to new depths

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