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Hung like a chipolata
LockSimple

Apr 30, 2025

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8 min read

Hung like a chipolata

What's Cole Palmer running from?

A bleeding nipple for his trouble
LockSimple

Apr 28, 2025

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6 min read

A bleeding nipple for his trouble

Rüdiger's touchline meltdown

Trousering a $25,000 bribe

Apr 25, 2025

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9 min read

Trousering a $25,000 bribe

Unmasked: Nicky Butt's birthday headbutter

Threatened a nonce with a live alligator
LockSimple

Apr 23, 2025

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7 min read

Threatened a nonce with a live alligator

Aaron Ramsey claims another victim

Horrible gnashers

Apr 18, 2025

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7 min read

Horrible gnashers

Luis Suarez bites again

Grade A gloating
LockSimple

Apr 16, 2025

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6 min read

Grade A gloating

Lewandowski dances with teenagers

Club to the cojones
LockSimple

Apr 14, 2025

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6 min read

Club to the cojones

Rory McIlroy's savage phone call

A hand grenade on the doorstep

Apr 11, 2025

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7 min read

A hand grenade on the doorstep

Katie Price cures cancer

A good ol shafting
LockSimple

Apr 9, 2025

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7 min read

A good ol shafting

Infantino's desperate ploy

Taped his mouth shut
LockSimple

Apr 7, 2025

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5 min read

Taped his mouth shut

Jude Bellingham's latest meltdown

Nasty, brutish and short

Apr 4, 2025

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8 min read

Nasty, brutish and short

Did Shane Warne shag himself to death?

A question of snort
LockSimple

Apr 2, 2025

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6 min read

A question of snort

Fabian Hürzeler's dressing room arson

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