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Throwing chairs at players
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Jun 23, 2025

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6 min read

Throwing chairs at players

Wimbledon's new dirty dog

Two-faced chicken-livered gits

Jun 20, 2025

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8 min read

Two-faced chicken-livered gits

Novak Djokovic's mafia car chase

Katie Price forever
LockSimple

Jun 18, 2025

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7 min read

Katie Price forever

Wayne Lineker's 'orrible guest list

King of Soccer
LockSimple

Jun 16, 2025

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6 min read

King of Soccer

Gianni Infantino's disastrous audition

There's a nightclub in me

Jun 13, 2025

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7 min read

There's a nightclub in me

Quincy Promes bids for freedom

Fireworks in his mother-in-law’s letterbox
LockSimple

Jun 11, 2025

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6 min read

Fireworks in his mother-in-law’s letterbox

Wanda Icardi strikes again

Knobbing a club legend
LockSimple

Jun 9, 2025

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6 min read

Knobbing a club legend

A Brazilian football scandal

I dropped my trousers

Jun 6, 2025

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10 min read

I dropped my trousers

Bobby George's grisly gift

The only idiot here
LockSimple

Jun 4, 2025

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7 min read

The only idiot here

Steven Gerrard's start up goes tits up

Whipped off his swimming shorts
LockSimple

Jun 2, 2025

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6 min read

Whipped off his swimming shorts

A saucy summer holiday

Invaded by anacondas

May 30, 2025

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10 min read

Invaded by anacondas

Alejandro Garnacho's miserable holiday

Lurking in the woods
LockSimple

May 28, 2025

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6 min read

Lurking in the woods

Scott McTominay's chain-smoking celebration

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