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If I hadn't been drinking, I would never have done this...

Feb 21, 2025

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9 min read

If I hadn't been drinking, I would never have done this...

Mo Salah's big night out

What the heck is this?!
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Feb 19, 2025

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6 min read

What the heck is this?!

Lucas Paqueta's illicit birthday present

I threaten someone with violence
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Feb 17, 2025

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6 min read

I threaten someone with violence

Jude Bellingham goes full Brit Abroad

Fun, crazy and preferably single

Feb 14, 2025

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9 min read

Fun, crazy and preferably single

Messi's gun smuggling plot

It was funny for them but not for me
LockSimple

Feb 12, 2025

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8 min read

It was funny for them but not for me

Mick McCarthy's jellyfish torture

Popping pills at the rave
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Feb 10, 2025

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6 min read

Popping pills at the rave

Derek Chisora's class A retirement plans

Stingy and not at all generous

Feb 7, 2025

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8 min read

Stingy and not at all generous

Iker Casillas' bedroom review

Flogging socks to internet weirdos
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Feb 5, 2025

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6 min read

Flogging socks to internet weirdos

Enzo Fernandez's shorts sniffing shame

The Yorkshire Rimmer's happy ending
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Feb 3, 2025

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6 min read

The Yorkshire Rimmer's happy ending

Jose Mourinho's toilet mix up

A £700K Tokyo jewellery heist

Jan 31, 2025

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10 min read

A £700K Tokyo jewellery heist

Nicky Butt's birthday brawl

A deluge of thirsty Insta groupies
LockSimple

Jan 29, 2025

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6 min read

A deluge of thirsty Insta groupies

Wayne Rooney visits Donald Trump's pad

Radioactive rodents
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Jan 27, 2025

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7 min read

Radioactive rodents

Kyle Walker slips into Berlusconi's lair

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