Ainsley Harriott's football riot
Andros Townsend's horrible dinner
Roman Abramovich's sinister text message and more...
Gareth Bale's godawful music taste
Plus: Erik Ten Hag's borrowed suit
Plus: Gary Neville's war on mashed potato
Plus: Gordon Ramsay's fake football career and Gazza wades into the Middle East peace process
Plus: Daniel Sturridge on the run and the West Ham prodigy turned criminal mastermind
Bernie Ecclestone's naughty treat
Joey Barton's anger management class
Jens Lehmann sits the psychopath test
The wily Swede strikes again and Neil Warnock's fitting farewell
