Erling Haaland's party raided by police
Geoff Hurst's elixir of life
Alan Shearer's bondage brush
Bradley Wiggins' wildest ride
Ronald Koeman's despicable deed
Harry Kane's naked ambition
Tyson Fury's Morecambe bender
Neal Maupay's sweet revenge
Samuel Eto'o declares war
Thierry Henry's high school rejection
Roy Keane's rampage
