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Horrible gnashers
Apr 18, 2025

Horrible gnashers

Luis Suarez bites again

Grade A gloating
Apr 16, 2025
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Grade A gloating

Lewandowski dances with teenagers

Club to the cojones
Apr 14, 2025
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Club to the cojones

Rory McIlroy's savage phone call

A hand grenade on the doorstep
Apr 11, 2025

A hand grenade on the doorstep

Katie Price cures cancer

A good ol shafting
Apr 09, 2025
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A good ol shafting

Infantino's desperate ploy

Taped his mouth shut
Apr 07, 2025
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Taped his mouth shut

Jude Bellingham's latest meltdown

Nasty, brutish and short
Apr 04, 2025

Nasty, brutish and short

Did Shane Warne shag himself to death?

A question of snort
Apr 02, 2025
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A question of snort

Fabian Hürzeler's dressing room arson

Muscle-fondling bogeyman
Mar 31, 2025
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Muscle-fondling bogeyman

Wayne Rooney caught with his pants down

A red hot iron to the groin
Mar 28, 2025

A red hot iron to the groin

Neymar's threesome spawns a pregnancy

Meet me outside
Mar 26, 2025
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Meet me outside

Sean Dyche's nose job

You have to be a masochist
Mar 24, 2025
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You have to be a masochist

Thomas Tuchel unmasked on Sky Sports

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