David Raya tanks his own wedding
Roberto De Zerbi's lads hol
Matthijs De Ligt's sick of crystal skulls
Juan Bernabe meets his end
Lamine Yamal's awful chat up lines
Wimbledon's new dirty dog
Novak Djokovic's mafia car chase
Wayne Lineker's 'orrible guest list
Gianni Infantino's disastrous audition
Quincy Promes bids for freedom
Wanda Icardi strikes again
A Brazilian football scandal
