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Lobbing around furniture
12 hours ago
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Lobbing around furniture

Juan Bernabe meets his end

Deep-fried shoes
Jun 27, 2025

Deep-fried shoes

Lamine Yamal's awful chat up lines

Throwing chairs at players
Jun 23, 2025
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Throwing chairs at players

Wimbledon's new dirty dog

Two-faced chicken-livered gits
Jun 20, 2025

Two-faced chicken-livered gits

Novak Djokovic's mafia car chase

Katie Price forever
Jun 18, 2025
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Katie Price forever

Wayne Lineker's 'orrible guest list

King of Soccer
Jun 16, 2025
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King of Soccer

Gianni Infantino's disastrous audition

There's a nightclub in me
Jun 13, 2025

There's a nightclub in me

Quincy Promes bids for freedom

Fireworks in his mother-in-law’s letterbox
Jun 11, 2025
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Fireworks in his mother-in-law’s letterbox

Wanda Icardi strikes again

Knobbing a club legend
Jun 09, 2025
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Knobbing a club legend

A Brazilian football scandal

I dropped my trousers
Jun 06, 2025

I dropped my trousers

Bobby George's grisly gift

The only idiot here
Jun 04, 2025
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The only idiot here

Steven Gerrard's start up goes tits up

Whipped off his swimming shorts
Jun 02, 2025
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Whipped off his swimming shorts

A saucy summer holiday

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