Enzo Fernandez sparks a national meltdown
Michel Platini's love triangle
Jordan Pickford's filthy Facebook posts
Shearer's 19 stone inspiration
Andy Carroll's restaurant scrap
Mario Balotelli drowns his sorrows
Tyson Fury's strip show
Erling Haaland's party raided by police
Geoff Hurst's elixir of life
Alan Shearer's bondage brush
Bradley Wiggins' wildest ride
Ronald Koeman's despicable deed
