Alan Shearer's sordid surprise
Evangelos Marinakis' Pop Idol dream
Jim Ratcliffe's theatre of streams
Davor Suker stealing antiques
Jamie Vardy's having a party
A seedy bash in Dubai
Monty Panesar in the corridors of power
Vunipola's Majorca meltdown
John Terry foils a communist revolution
Jamie Redknapp's evil twin
Rudiger's nasty surprise
Paolo di Canio's run in with Millwall
