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The West is imploding
Aug 21, 2024
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The West is imploding

The problem child of tennis is back

You like the cocaine?
Aug 19, 2024
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You like the cocaine?

Sergio Aguero on the sesh

Taking a dump in a bathtub
Aug 16, 2024

Taking a dump in a bathtub

Ronaldinho's bucket list

He called me a stupid horse
Aug 14, 2024
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He called me a stupid horse

Vincent Kompany's evil twin

An idiot or loser
Aug 12, 2024
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An idiot or loser

Neal Maupay's elevator antics

Thieves and guttersnipes
Aug 09, 2024

Thieves and guttersnipes

Mikel Arteta's criminal connections

Too hot for the games
Aug 07, 2024
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Too hot for the games

Alan Pardew's gift to Japan

Flick knives up the aris
Aug 05, 2024
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Flick knives up the aris

Russell Martin's Page 3 fling

Sold a bag of oregano
Aug 02, 2024

Sold a bag of oregano

Neil Lennon's mid-season stag do

First doobie since 1977
Jul 31, 2024
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First doobie since 1977

Frank Lampard's tall tales

Stockpiling anthrax
Jul 29, 2024
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Stockpiling anthrax

Canadian football's dirty secret

When doves fry
Jul 26, 2024

When doves fry

England's sex scandal epidemic

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