Alejandro Garnacho's miserable holiday
Scott McTominay's chain-smoking celebration
Kieran Trippier's strip club stitch up
Gianni Infantino has sexy matters to attend to
Jordan Henderson's heartbreak
Backstage beef at the darts
Jim Ratcliffe's miserable party
Sevilla stars flee angry mob
Neighbours spoil Beckham's birthday bash
Trent Alexander-Arnold faces his punishment
Luke Littler's had enough
What's Cole Palmer running from?
