Thomas Tuchel's sordid secret
Jarrell Quansah's grubby DMs
Jose Mourinho's seedy turn
John Arne Riise's dating disaster
Lewis Hamilton's Pikachu onesie
Thibaut Courtois' unsavoury evening
Jens Lehmann back in cuffs
Jim Ratcliffe swings the axe
Daniel Dubois' terrifying dad
Jermaine Defoe's back seat rendezvous
The beloved broadcaster scrapping with Katie Price
Jesse Lingard thrusts his hips
