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Phone in my left hand, cock in my right
Apr 03, 2024
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Phone in my left hand, cock in my right

Poch's late night laptop sessions

On the chopping block
Mar 29, 2024

On the chopping block

Brooklyn's Hollywood nightmare

I don't believe in planets
Mar 27, 2024
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I don't believe in planets

Todd Boehly's newest cock-up

How big is it?
Mar 25, 2024
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How big is it?

Not another Luis Rubiales scandal

12 pints before midday
Mar 22, 2024

12 pints before midday

Sean Dyche's restaurant scrap

Prince William's pegging dungeon
Mar 20, 2024
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Prince William's pegging dungeon

The voice of rugby goes full tin foil hat

Roundhouse kick to the head
Mar 18, 2024
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Roundhouse kick to the head

Klopp's tantrum

I squeezed my butt very tight
Mar 15, 2024

I squeezed my butt very tight

Jesse Lingard's thirsty DMs

The most scandalous incident in the history of mankind
Mar 13, 2024
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The most scandalous incident in the history of mankind

Samuel Eto'o's mafia revolution

Sausagegate
Mar 11, 2024
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Sausagegate

Tyson Fury spoils AJ's party

Setting teammates on fire
Mar 08, 2024

Setting teammates on fire

Messi swings the axe

A moose aloose
Mar 06, 2024
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A moose aloose

Gary Neville hates you

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