Idi Amin returns to haunt Team England
Sepp Blatter's randy campaign
An Argentina schadenfreude special
John Fury's horrible habit
Uri Geller strikes again
Thomas Tuchel gets the mums hot
Jordan Henderson has a fall
Danny Murphy's long-lost cat
Another Marcelo Bielsa meltdown
World Cup '26 gets its first shagging scandal
Thomas Müller's dodgy fancy dress
Alan Pardew on the prowl
