Ally McCoist's brush with the Moscow mafia
Wayne Rooney's dodgy sicknote
Loris Karius rejected from Berghain
A sordid Las Vegas trip
Macron's Olympic mishap
Tiger Woods' new shagging schedule
Poch's late night laptop sessions
Brooklyn's Hollywood nightmare
Todd Boehly's newest cock-up
Not another Luis Rubiales scandal
Sean Dyche's restaurant scrap
The voice of rugby goes full tin foil hat
