Squish burgers

Amir Khan's romantic car wash

A special relationship with a tree

Kyle Walker's at it again

There’s someone in the boot

Roberto Firmino's lizard mating ritual

We're playing in a nightclub

Ronnie O'Sullivan defiles Ally Pally

A lazy fecker

Sadio Mane's mate drops him in it

A massive, dirty curry

Harry Redknapp marooned in the Pacific

This is a bad rumour

Mike Tyson is irritated and high

Face of frozen doner meat

Arteta's threadbare crotch

We're hiring a video producer

Everyone is naked

Rooney's home truths

Back rubs and Rolexes

Happy Roo Year

The Yorkshire Rimmer

Slip into your black tie