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An ill-advised sangria sesh

Jul 28, 2023

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9 min read

An ill-advised sangria sesh

Jonny Evans and Glen Johnson in cuffs

"Binge after binge": a manager's madcap scheme

Jul 21, 2023

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8 min read

"Binge after binge": a manager's madcap scheme

Plus: a chairman's nightclub revenge, Ian Botham inspires a generation and Conor McGregor's funeral fracas

A relaxing orgy goes wrong

Jul 14, 2023

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8 min read

A relaxing orgy goes wrong

Mbappe's Presidential tour, Warnock's nice little earner and a relaxing orgy goes wrong

🎤 The Upshot podcast is here

Jul 12, 2023

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2 min read

🎤 The Upshot podcast is here

Threesomes with Ashley Cole and cat murder cover-ups: the scandalous saga of Jermaine Pennant

Neymar and Jonjo's Shelvey's guide to romance

Jul 7, 2023

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10 min read

Neymar and Jonjo's Shelvey's guide to romance

Neymar's shagging rules, Richard Keys settles old scores and more Ashes beef

newsletter

Doha dad

Jun 30, 2023

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8 min read

Doha dad

Gary Neville's secret to the good life and Richard Keys up to no good

tennis

Game, Sex and Match

Jun 26, 2023

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8 min read

Game, Sex and Match

Our guide to Wimbledon 2023

The real reason Cancelo left Man City

Jun 23, 2023

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8 min read

The real reason Cancelo left Man City

Plus: American sport's "hot girl problem", Didier Deschamps ruins a honeymoon and Gazza groping his teammates

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Horny Warnie and Dirty Diego

Jun 16, 2023

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8 min read

Horny Warnie and Dirty Diego

Jack Grealish ruins Lisandro Martinez's holiday, Balotelli gives his sporting director a black eye and Shane Warne's shagging antics wreak havoc from beyond the grave

football

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24 carat dough balls

Jun 9, 2023

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8 min read

24 carat dough balls

Emile Smith-Rowe's desperate attempt to get in Arteta's good books, N'golo Kante's gold-coated doughballs, Napoli ultras break into their own manager's car and more.

football

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Walking like a dude

Jun 2, 2023

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8 min read

Walking like a dude

A day in the life of the Premier League's most notorious felon, the cocaine smuggling ex-Ajax star who stabbed his relatives and more.

football

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Colombia's finest export

May 26, 2023

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8 min read

Colombia's finest export

Faustino Asprilla's £18k a week habit, Katie Price's party piece, Gary Neville's life hacks and more

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