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Taped his mouth shut
Apr 07, 2025
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Taped his mouth shut

Jude Bellingham's latest meltdown

Nasty, brutish and short
Apr 04, 2025

Nasty, brutish and short

Did Shane Warne shag himself to death?

A question of snort
Apr 02, 2025
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A question of snort

Fabian Hürzeler's dressing room arson

Muscle-fondling bogeyman
Mar 31, 2025
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Muscle-fondling bogeyman

Wayne Rooney caught with his pants down

A red hot iron to the groin
Mar 28, 2025

A red hot iron to the groin

Neymar's threesome spawns a pregnancy

Meet me outside
Mar 26, 2025
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Meet me outside

Sean Dyche's nose job

You have to be a masochist
Mar 24, 2025
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You have to be a masochist

Thomas Tuchel unmasked on Sky Sports

Cut off his fingers
Mar 21, 2025

Cut off his fingers

Neymar's devious doppelganger

A high-speed car chase
Mar 19, 2025
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A high-speed car chase

Conor McGregor spoils St. Patrick's Day

An evil person
Mar 17, 2025
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An evil person

Sean Longstaff's boozy bash

Kidnapped 17 missionaries
Mar 14, 2025

Kidnapped 17 missionaries

Ruben Amorim's home truths

A courtside-bollocking
Mar 12, 2025
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A courtside-bollocking

Squeaky bum time for José Mourinho

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