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Knickers, bras and condoms
Sep 26, 2025

Knickers, bras and condoms

Jermaine Jenas's night at Hooters

Pulled out his hair
Sep 22, 2025
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Pulled out his hair

Jamie Vardy's cursing in Italian

Little weasel faced arse
Sep 19, 2025

Little weasel faced arse

Edgar Davids' £200k break-up

Discomfort in the pubic area
Sep 15, 2025
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Discomfort in the pubic area

Lamine Yamal's knob rot scare

I had sick in my beard
Sep 12, 2025

I had sick in my beard

Lamine Yamal's Turkish holiday

I expected him to bite me
Sep 08, 2025
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I expected him to bite me

Inside Ten Hag's summer from hell

Justice for the Ass Parade 3
Sep 05, 2025

Justice for the Ass Parade 3

Luis Suarez's despicable deed

Rode a zebra to the pub
Sep 01, 2025
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Rode a zebra to the pub

Erik Ten Hag's dramatic exit

Fired a gun in hospital
Aug 29, 2025

Fired a gun in hospital

Bellingham family banned from the dressing room

Defecating revellers
Aug 26, 2025
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Defecating revellers

The battle of St. James Park

10-minute street fight
Aug 22, 2025

10-minute street fight

Neymar's brush with the ultras

Ibiza's top gurner
Aug 18, 2025
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Ibiza's top gurner

Wayne Rooney's late night visitors

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