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Something exploded within me
Mar 10, 2025
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Something exploded within me

Cole Palmer's toilet trouble

Never touch another man's bonbons
Mar 07, 2025

Never touch another man's bonbons

Cole Palmer's steamy revelation

 Should've slapped his old ass
Mar 05, 2025
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Should've slapped his old ass

Memphis Depay's dodgy mates

Do not enter the locked basement
Mar 03, 2025
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Do not enter the locked basement

Thomas Tuchel’s house party

Sometimes people disappear
Feb 28, 2025

Sometimes people disappear

Bonnie Blue takes on Vladimir Putin

Mentally undressing the trombonist
Feb 26, 2025
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Mentally undressing the trombonist

Jim Ratcliffe sinks to new depths

Handsome and useless
Feb 24, 2025
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Handsome and useless

Diego Costa's bible bonk

If I hadn't been drinking, I would never have done this...
Feb 21, 2025

If I hadn't been drinking, I would never have done this...

Mo Salah's big night out

What the heck is this?!
Feb 19, 2025
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What the heck is this?!

Lucas Paqueta's illicit birthday present

I threaten someone with violence
Feb 17, 2025
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I threaten someone with violence

Jude Bellingham goes full Brit Abroad

Fun, crazy and preferably single
Feb 14, 2025

Fun, crazy and preferably single

Messi's gun smuggling plot

It was funny for them but not for me
Feb 12, 2025
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It was funny for them but not for me

Mick McCarthy's jellyfish torture

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