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Invading the pitch with a gun

Aug 21, 2026

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4 min read

Invading the pitch with a gun

Keys and Gray are back in business

Only ever in his pants
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Aug 17, 2026

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2 min read

Only ever in his pants

Rodri flies Ryanair

Powerbombed a granny

Aug 14, 2026

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3 min read

Powerbombed a granny

Nicky Butt's banned from the dump

Spanking everyone
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Aug 10, 2026

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3 min read

Spanking everyone

Infantino's sex scandal

Tacky and distasteful

Aug 7, 2026

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4 min read

Tacky and distasteful

Neymar's on the wind up

Bailiffs at the door
LockSimple

Aug 3, 2026

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2 min read

Bailiffs at the door

John Terry booed off stage

Unpalatable slabs of meat

Jul 31, 2026

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3 min read

Unpalatable slabs of meat

World Cup star's cocaine scandal

Carried away by the currents
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Jul 27, 2026

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2 min read

Carried away by the currents

Idi Amin returns to haunt Team England

Visited a druglord

Jul 24, 2026

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3 min read

Visited a druglord

Sepp Blatter's randy campaign

Four packets of coke and ten pistols
LockSimple

Jul 20, 2026

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2 min read

Four packets of coke and ten pistols

An Argentina schadenfreude special

Little granny

Jul 17, 2026

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3 min read

Little granny

John Fury's horrible habit

Turning in his watery grave
LockSimple

Jul 13, 2026

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2 min read

Turning in his watery grave

Uri Geller strikes again

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