Sean Longstaff's boozy bash
Ruben Amorim's home truths
Squeaky bum time for José Mourinho
Cole Palmer's toilet trouble
Cole Palmer's steamy revelation
Memphis Depay's dodgy mates
Thomas Tuchel’s house party
Bonnie Blue takes on Vladimir Putin
Jim Ratcliffe sinks to new depths
Diego Costa's bible bonk
Mo Salah's big night out
Lucas Paqueta's illicit birthday present