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A red hot iron to the groin
Mar 28, 2025

A red hot iron to the groin

Neymar's threesome spawns a pregnancy

Meet me outside
Mar 26, 2025
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Meet me outside

Sean Dyche's nose job

You have to be a masochist
Mar 24, 2025
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You have to be a masochist

Thomas Tuchel unmasked on Sky Sports

Cut off his fingers
Mar 21, 2025

Cut off his fingers

Neymar's devious doppelganger

A high-speed car chase
Mar 19, 2025
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A high-speed car chase

Conor McGregor spoils St. Patrick's Day

An evil person
Mar 17, 2025
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An evil person

Sean Longstaff's boozy bash

Kidnapped 17 missionaries
Mar 14, 2025

Kidnapped 17 missionaries

Ruben Amorim's home truths

A courtside-bollocking
Mar 12, 2025
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A courtside-bollocking

Squeaky bum time for José Mourinho

Something exploded within me
Mar 10, 2025
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Something exploded within me

Cole Palmer's toilet trouble

Never touch another man's bonbons
Mar 07, 2025

Never touch another man's bonbons

Cole Palmer's steamy revelation

 Should've slapped his old ass
Mar 05, 2025
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Should've slapped his old ass

Memphis Depay's dodgy mates

Do not enter the locked basement
Mar 03, 2025
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Do not enter the locked basement

Thomas Tuchel’s house party

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