Jude Bellingham goes full Brit Abroad
Messi's gun smuggling plot
Mick McCarthy's jellyfish torture
Derek Chisora's class A retirement plans
Iker Casillas' bedroom review
Enzo Fernandez's shorts sniffing shame
Jose Mourinho's toilet mix up
Nicky Butt's birthday brawl
Wayne Rooney visits Donald Trump's pad
Kyle Walker slips into Berlusconi's lair
An offer Neymar can't refuse
Emmanuel Petit's remorseless scythe
