Pep's car park bollocking
Wayne Rooney's bedroom burn
John Terry chats up a Love Island star
Luke Littler's 4am celebration
Jordan Henderson's steamy escapades
A 20-man melee in the tunnel
Force down our congealed leftovers
David Coote's £10k-an-hour gig
Wayne Rooney steals Christmas
Yet another Stamford Bridge drugs scandal
Liverpool's sacrilegious Xmas party
A football legend's Xmas party tryst
