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Jul 28, 2025
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Hulkster in heaven

Morgan Gibbs-White gets an offer he can't refuse

Snort a line of ants
Jul 25, 2025

Snort a line of ants

Ozzy Osbourne's pit lane shenanigans

The weekend’s silliest temper tantrum
Jul 21, 2025
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The weekend’s silliest temper tantrum

Erik Ten Hag makes a glorious return

Very specific chest dimensions
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Very specific chest dimensions

Lamine Yamal's super seedy 18th birthday

Potato farmer knob
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Potato farmer knob

Conor McGregor's pop star sex scandal

A lechy uncle and the bridesmaids
Jul 11, 2025

A lechy uncle and the bridesmaids

David Raya tanks his own wedding

A spot of light dogging
Jul 07, 2025
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A spot of light dogging

Roberto De Zerbi's lads hol

Wasting my saliva
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Wasting my saliva

Matthijs De Ligt's sick of crystal skulls

Lobbing around furniture
Jun 30, 2025
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Lobbing around furniture

Juan Bernabe meets his end

Deep-fried shoes
Jun 27, 2025

Deep-fried shoes

Lamine Yamal's awful chat up lines

Throwing chairs at players
Jun 23, 2025
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Wimbledon's new dirty dog

Two-faced chicken-livered gits
Jun 20, 2025

Two-faced chicken-livered gits

Novak Djokovic's mafia car chase

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