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Hart of darkness
Dec 02, 2024
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Hart of darkness

Pep goes full Mourinho

I created a monster
Nov 29, 2024

I created a monster

Yet another David Coote scandal

The skull of my grandfather
Nov 27, 2024
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The skull of my grandfather

Another Brentford star turns on his club

I don't deserve soap
Nov 25, 2024
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I don't deserve soap

Leicester taunt their sacked gaffer

Young Mackin will be got
Nov 22, 2024

Young Mackin will be got

Conor McGregor tracks down his teenage tormentors

Terrorising local cats
Nov 20, 2024
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Terrorising local cats

Mo Farah chases down his mugger

Vaselining his nether regions
Nov 18, 2024
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Vaselining his nether regions

Thomas Tuchel's enema nozzle

Pablo EscoVAR
Nov 15, 2024

Pablo EscoVAR

Des Lynam's saucy past

Wonton violence
Nov 13, 2024
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Wonton violence

A Premier League ref on the sesh

Backstreet snitches
Nov 11, 2024
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Backstreet snitches

Beckham stands down the Insta-hotties

A pack of rabid alsatians
Nov 08, 2024

A pack of rabid alsatians

Fleet Street does Ruben Amorim's bins

Collingwood, Tuchel... Quansah
Nov 06, 2024
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Collingwood, Tuchel... Quansah

Jar Jar Bonks strikes again

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