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Bought his own Batmobile

Jan 9, 2026

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7 min read

Bought his own Batmobile

Neymar's new toy

Dissolved in sulfuric acid
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Jan 5, 2026

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7 min read

Dissolved in sulfuric acid

Ruben Amorim gets the chop

Bitten on the testicle

Dec 31, 2025

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17 min read

Bitten on the testicle

It's the fifth annual Shotties

Dirty deck
LockSimple

Dec 29, 2025

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8 min read

Dirty deck

Jack Grealish's seedy solstice

Pulled his pants down
LockSimple

Dec 22, 2025

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9 min read

Pulled his pants down

Chris Hoy's drunken doppelganger

O Little Toon of Bethlehem

Dec 19, 2025

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7 min read

O Little Toon of Bethlehem

Wayne Rooney's prison pen pal

🎱 Sportsperson of the year

Dec 19, 2025

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2 min read

🎱 Sportsperson of the year

The results are in...

I see a snake
LockSimple

Dec 15, 2025

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8 min read

I see a snake

Messi's Kolkata catastrophe

Hurling eggnog at bouncers

Dec 12, 2025

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7 min read

Hurling eggnog at bouncers

Ivan Toney's nightclub headbutt

Dead-eyes popstars
LockSimple

Dec 8, 2025

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7 min read

Dead-eyes popstars

Mo Salah throws his toys out the pram

Custard pie to the face

Dec 5, 2025

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8 min read

Custard pie to the face

Wayne Rooney feuds with a BBC colleague

Scruffy old ruff
LockSimple

Dec 1, 2025

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7 min read

Scruffy old ruff

Troy Parrott comes crashing down to Earth

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