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He spooked the horses

Apr 3, 2026

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4 min read

He spooked the horses

Joey Barton terrifies party guests

Champagne and a can of tuna
LockSimple

Mar 30, 2026

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7 min read

Champagne and a can of tuna

Tiger Woods arrested again

He slapped Fergie in the nuts

Mar 27, 2026

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9 min read

He slapped Fergie in the nuts

Liam Rosenior loses a LinkedIn friend

Benidorm stag do
LockSimple

Mar 23, 2026

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6 min read

Benidorm stag do

Jorginho wages war on Chappell Roan

Stoned Italian tourist

Mar 20, 2026

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9 min read

Stoned Italian tourist

The rugby wrong'un behind HSTikkyTokky

The wrong bald man
LockSimple

Mar 16, 2026

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6 min read

The wrong bald man

Gerry Adams switches sides

The Rose West of football

Mar 13, 2026

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8 min read

The Rose West of football

Joey Barton's back behind bars

Locked in the bathroom
LockSimple

Mar 9, 2026

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7 min read

Locked in the bathroom

Ryan Giggs celebrates women

Bonking in a broom closet

Mar 6, 2026

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9 min read

Bonking in a broom closet

Harry Maguire's prison sentence

Trousers round his ankles
LockSimple

Mar 2, 2026

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7 min read

Trousers round his ankles

Wayne Rooney's 3am drinking sesh

Kidnapped in the jungle

Feb 27, 2026

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7 min read

Kidnapped in the jungle

Hardest Geezer's evil twin

Brandishing a rifle
LockSimple

Feb 23, 2026

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6 min read

Brandishing a rifle

David Beckham's mountain rescue

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