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A £700K Tokyo jewellery heist
Jan 31, 2025

A £700K Tokyo jewellery heist

Nicky Butt's birthday brawl

A deluge of thirsty Insta groupies
Jan 29, 2025
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A deluge of thirsty Insta groupies

Wayne Rooney visits Donald Trump's pad

Radioactive rodents
Jan 27, 2025
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Radioactive rodents

Kyle Walker slips into Berlusconi's lair

It made big boy feel sick
Jan 24, 2025

It made big boy feel sick

An offer Neymar can't refuse

Illegal seafood operation
Jan 22, 2025
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Illegal seafood operation

Emmanuel Petit's remorseless scythe

There were some fights
Jan 20, 2025
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There were some fights

Kylian Mbappe's Paris fallout

Money, girls, casino
Jan 17, 2025

Money, girls, casino

Ray Parlour's WW2 punditry

A seedy Paris park
Jan 15, 2025
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A seedy Paris park

Kylian Mbappe's crippling addiction

Assaulted the town mayor
Jan 13, 2025
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Assaulted the town mayor

Pep's car park bollocking

A dressing room syphilis outbreak
Jan 10, 2025

A dressing room syphilis outbreak

Wayne Rooney's bedroom burn

A coke-fuelled Twitter meltdown
Jan 08, 2025
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A coke-fuelled Twitter meltdown

John Terry chats up a Love Island star

Bathtubs of wine
Jan 06, 2025
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Bathtubs of wine

Luke Littler's 4am celebration

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