Jordan Henderson's steamy escapades
A 20-man melee in the tunnel
Force down our congealed leftovers
David Coote's £10k-an-hour gig
Wayne Rooney steals Christmas
Yet another Stamford Bridge drugs scandal
Liverpool's sacrilegious Xmas party
A football legend's Xmas party tryst
A twist in the Pogba witch trials
Cucurella cocks up Puma's big launch
Mourinho throttles his assistant
Gregg Wallace's hooligan past
