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Wonton violence
Nov 13, 2024
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Wonton violence

A Premier League ref on the sesh

Backstreet snitches
Nov 11, 2024
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Backstreet snitches

Beckham stands down the Insta-hotties

A pack of rabid alsatians
Nov 08, 2024

A pack of rabid alsatians

Fleet Street does Ruben Amorim's bins

Collingwood, Tuchel... Quansah
Nov 06, 2024
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Collingwood, Tuchel... Quansah

Jar Jar Bonks strikes again

Big Ange's goonbag
Nov 04, 2024
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Big Ange's goonbag

Marcelo sacked on the spot

Flogged them with belts
Nov 01, 2024

Flogged them with belts

Ruben Amorim's terrifying past

A schadenfreude special
Oct 30, 2024
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A schadenfreude special

Vini Jr's miserable bash

Jar Jar Bonks
Oct 28, 2024
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Jar Jar Bonks

Liverpool Shagatha Christie mystery

An inappropriate atmosphere
Oct 25, 2024

An inappropriate atmosphere

Arteta's being weird again

A poor, conscious cuckold
Oct 23, 2024
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A poor, conscious cuckold

Kevin Pietersen's golf club ban

Cheesy chips everywhere
Oct 21, 2024
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Cheesy chips everywhere

David James made me cry

Netflix and drill
Oct 18, 2024

Netflix and drill

Man City's biggest shaggers revealed

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