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A bank holiday brawl
May 07, 2025
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A bank holiday brawl

Trent Alexander-Arnold faces his punishment

Gas mask bong
May 02, 2025

Gas mask bong

Luke Littler's had enough

Hung like a chipolata
Apr 30, 2025
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Hung like a chipolata

What's Cole Palmer running from?

A bleeding nipple for his trouble
Apr 28, 2025
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A bleeding nipple for his trouble

Rùˆdiger's touchline meltdown

Trousering a $25,000 bribe
Apr 25, 2025

Trousering a $25,000 bribe

Unmasked: Nicky Butt's birthday headbutter

Threatened a nonce with a live alligator
Apr 23, 2025
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Threatened a nonce with a live alligator

Aaron Ramsey claims another victim

Horrible gnashers
Apr 18, 2025

Horrible gnashers

Luis Suarez bites again

Grade A gloating
Apr 16, 2025
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Grade A gloating

Lewandowski dances with teenagers

Club to the cojones
Apr 14, 2025
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Club to the cojones

Rory McIlroy's savage phone call

A hand grenade on the doorstep
Apr 11, 2025

A hand grenade on the doorstep

Katie Price cures cancer

A good ol shafting
Apr 09, 2025
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A good ol shafting

Infantino's desperate ploy

Taped his mouth shut
Apr 07, 2025
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Taped his mouth shut

Jude Bellingham's latest meltdown

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